Open Letter to Dairus Dugger, Winner of The 2009 Frivolous Lawsuit Award???

Dear Mr. Dairus Dugger,

Perhaps you should consider changing your name from Dairus Dugger to Dairus Digger, Gold Digger, that is, due to filing such a frivolous lawsuit against Burger King.

It is indeed sad that so many Americans are now suffering severe economic losses. Maybe this applies to you. If that is the case, there has to be a better way of earning your living. Don't you think that everyone who has any common sense at all (even the most severe liberal) knows that you could not possibly have suffered a "severe allergic reaction" from either pickles, onions, or tomatoes?

Besides all that, even if you happen to be one out of 100,000,000,000 people that truly did suffer this strange malady, why did you not file your lawsuit until two years later? If you had suffered that greatly, it would seem that you would have sued in a timely manner. After all, it's been about two years (April 10, 2007) since the alleged incident occurred.

Are you seeking fame, Mr. Dugger? Is that what this is about? The extremely wealthy King Solomon wrote in Proverbs 22:1 that "A good name is rather to be chosen than great riches, and loving favour rather than silver and gold." - The Online King James Bible, Proverbs 22:1

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Dairus Dugger, Notorious Pickle Hater, Sues Burger King

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Burger King Sued By Pickle-Hater Dairus Dugger

Dairus Dugger had the audacity to sue a Burger King restaurant for adding pickles, onions, and tomatoes to his burger. According to the Virginian Pilot newspaper, Mr. Dugger requested that these items not be included.

It's should be enough that the lawsuit in itself is laughable beyond words, but there's more to this story. Please note that the incident occurred on April 10, 2007, two years ago! "Dairus Dugger is seeking $100,000 in damages after alleging that the restaurant in James City County, Virginia, failed to heed his 'specific request for the omission of onions, pickles and tomatoes.'"

From: Man sues Burger King over pickles, onions, tomatoes Thursday, May 7, 2009 Author's Note: I'll be writing an open letter to Dairus Dugger shortly, so be sure to bookmark my site and check again soon.

Will The Benjamin Franklin Obsessed Thomas Birch Please Stand Up?

Thomas Birch, copier of newly discovered Benjamin Franklin letters (said discovery is thanks to Professor Alan Houston, a political science professor at UC San Diego) is the English historian. There is another famous Thomas Birch, an artist, who is not the Thomas Birch that copied the Benjamin Franklin letters.

Thanks to Wikipedia for the following information about Thomas Birch, and his connection to Benjamin Franklin.

Copies of Franklin letters

"Recently discovered by American researcher Alan Houston at the British Library is a file entitled Copies of [Benjamin Franklin's] Letters relating to the March of General Braddock. Birch was said to have obsessively copied any documents of historical importance he could get his hands on. He was a friend of Franklin, and they were both members of the Royal Society. In his autobiography, Franklin refers to his "Quire Book", which has never been found, but which contained letters and papers concerning his efforts to support the British Government at that pre-revolutionary time."

Author's Comment: Since Thomas Birch was obsessive about copying important historical documents, there can be no doubt that the newly discovered Benjamin letters are a true find. Furthermore, who says all obsessions are bad? I'm personally glad that Thomas Birch was obsessive about something important for the rest of humanity to appreciate generations later. For more information about the Benjamin Franklin letters, see the Los Angeles Times article.

Also, read my related posts recently published on my Conservative Wordsmith Weblog at Townhall.com. The following links will lead you directly to said posts:

Did Benjamin Franklin Cheat On His Wife? Read Excerpt From Newly Discovered Letter

Benjamin Franklin Letters Discovered: Courtesy of Thomas Birch

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